does it strike anyone else as laughable when the catchall phrases at the end of television ads come on….

“In case of erections lasting more than 4 hours contact a Doctor”… What did they think the reaction would be, say a prayer of thanks and throw a party.  After all its just supporting what we’ve always known ladies!  Men have 2 brains and only enough blood supply to run one at a time

Someone is obviously  just worried that our newly equipped pole vaulter could be declared brain dead while wandering around with ‘a gun in his pocket’ and a big smile on his face.  Especially if the woman in his life is yelling “oh do stop playing with that thing” or worse still “put it away”!

As I said I have a weird sense of humor!

1.  Pass My Shotgun   

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree

4.  Puffy Mid-Section 

5.  People Make me Sick 

6.  Provide Me Sweets 

7.  Pardon My Sobbing 

8.  Pimples May Surface 

9.  Pass My Sweatpants

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome 

11.  Plainly; Men Suck 

12.  Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one: 

13.  Potential  Murder Suspect 

- I know it is impolite to use all CAPS because this is considered to be SHOUTING.

- I know how to express my facial expressions via laughing out loud – LOL,
laughing with great abandon - LMAO, or complete hysterics – ROFLMAO although I have to wonder why my Ass is so intrinsically involved?

- I can tell someone I will be right back (brb) or I’ll see them later (CUL8R).

- I certainly know how to swear @*&#!

But.. just what font am I supposed to use for sarcasm?

lets face it! since our hormones are central to the punchline of most male jokes. We might just as well have the 1st and last laugh.