13 Things PMS Stands For.

13  Things PMS Stands For:

1.  Pass My Shotgun   

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree

4.  Puffy Mid-Section 

5.  People Make me Sick 

6.  Provide Me Sweets 

7.  Pardon My Sobbing 

8.  Pimples May Surface 

9.  Pass My Sweatpants

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome 

11.  Plainly; Men Suck 

12.  Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one: 

13.  Potential  Murder Suspect